have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
That last one is just..
This is my spirit animal
I think of all the insults I’ve seen on the internet, my favs are “you absolute fucking walnut” and “penis wrinkle”
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.